Tuesday, August 5, 2008

I don't mind!

I don't mind being sixty. Why? I have 61 coming up soon in September..don't mind that at all either. Cause I'm "hot"!

I'm not your average looking over weight, gray, grabby, sickly, in-active, sendentary 61 year old.

I straight backed, slim gut, muscular legs, solid piece of trouble. So look out! I'm blonde. No, I'm not into make-up or foo foo. I'm not butch. I'm feminine enough where guys like me and may even flirt. ie.."Oh, I wanted to see who the good looking blonde was!" My friend says of the auto service department manager "..he likes you".

My ex is the most wonderful person. He alwys did tell me I was the best looking one there. She requests that I play my guitar. Another friends does too. Maybe two others besides. I'm flattered! Very! Compliments mean so much more when they are not solicited.

So I know my blessings, well, most of them. I'm sure some disappointments are blessings in disguise that I haven't chose to reconigize and acknowledge yet.

I thank the universe for my many gifts and blessings. I pray I stay in budget! No big trip planned for me. I'm thinking of buying a saxophone however! I realize that I can only play it when my neighbors are not at home. Or go to the park somewhere and play. I hope if get good fast! I love music.

I need to work on my art too, and sing and play guitar. I am most grateful for my health, wealth, and wisdom. My memory! My pain free body and mind! My common sense! My intelligence! My deligience and tanacity! Hail to mind over matter!

Why is it so hard for my friends to understand that mind leads and bodies follow. We must think positive thoughts! We must demand what we want. Say "I'm boss here".
I don't want my leg to hurt! I want to continue running and I will. Why is it so hard to get my friends to take Glucosamine Chontroitin? And Potassium? And Calcium with Vitamin D. Some dumb 40 year olds take Tums as their calcium source. Hello! Tums do not contain crucial for calcium absortion, vitamin D.

Why don't people do the research? And if they do research these points and ideas, they don't follow them. They are lazy! They would rather sit, get sick and fat then go crying to the doctor's for a fast method of relief!

Prevention is key and most importantly - ongoing! So, get into healthy, active healthy habits. You know what they are; you just choose to bury them and they since you are not active you become depressed and then go crying again to the doctors. Now I am big and fat and depressed! I go running to the doctor who has an interest in drug companies pushes drugs onto you instead of telling you - get your ass outside and walk - and once more, do not scroll along - walk fast! Move that ass!

The bigger they are the faster they move to the smorgistboard and elbow their way in and talk like a man! Big shot! I'm big therefore I must be loud! I big and I bust strings in seats and swatch little people and little dogs I can't see under my feet because of my outboard of a gut.

How did it get this bad? Even young obsese kids have high blood pressure and high LDL Chloresterol levels. Parents? Where are the parents? Oh they are huge too eating chips and fast foods!

What is wrong with we Americans? First of all we are all full of "ego"! We HAVE to have everything we want. All this useless stuff that we try to fill voids with and which doesn't work; food belongs in this category! Big ass SUV's to impress the poor smuck neighbor who is knee deep in debt too, just like you and also acting a like a successful - fool!

A huge houses! What is with that? My friend came from a family with six kids and they all lived in a three or four very small bedroom house, with one phone, one TV, and one car! How did they ever survive? Oh, and no microwave and no computer. No! I wouldn't want to give up any of "my stuff" either.

Forced with rising gas, groceries and everything else, prices I am forced to be more conservative. Like everyone else, I'm fight everyday rising costs.

But I think I'm going to buy my friend a bottle of Glucosamine Chontroitin today in hope that she will follow my advice and take at least two tablets a day so her knee gets better.

Wish me luck!

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